Every time Lily Allen does or says something I have to wonder if she feels like she isn't getting enough negative attention. Newsflash, Lily: You don't have to f*rt everytime Amy sh*ts. Ever since her whiny, misguided and sideways slams at her boozy, bouffanted counterpart, I've been wondering just what the heck her deal is. Perhaps she's a wry troublemaker (like me) or she really is just a petulant child.
"I talk c**p all the time and they all know it, so how come this time they didn't get it. Silly people. I am having the best time of my life."
Pass out drunk on the toilet and let us make that determination, girlfriend.
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Lily Allen snubs producer Mark Ronson [M&C]
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Mark Ronson feat. Lily Allen: "Oh My God"
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