Prodigy Is On That Ish Again


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Previously on SoulBounce, we hipped you to the madness that lives within the mind of arguably one half of the dopest rhyme duos, Mobb Deep, of the late '90s. Prodigy has been (un)fortunately keeping a blog in ALL CAPS on Vibe.com while incarcerated and doing a three-year "Up North Bid" in northern New York and his insights are just pure comedy or purely insane. You be the judge. 


Prodigy's thoughts on the inherent racism prevalent within the advertising and media outlets:

WHY
CAN'T WE BE IN THE REGULAR COMMERCIALS?  BECAUSE THE REGULAR AD'S BEING
RUN COMES ON AT PRIME TIME & ON EVERY CHANNEL OR OUTLET.  THE "ALL
BLACK" VERSIONS ONLY COME ON DURING "ALL BLACK" T.V. SHOWS OR ON "ALL BLACK"
CHANNELS / OUTLETS.  ALSO, THE "ALL BLACK" PRINT ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ONLY
SEEN IN "ALL BLACK" NEIGHBORHOODS OR IN "ALL BLACK" MAGAZINES SUCH AS: EBONY,
JET, XXL, ETC, ETC.....


You have to admit he has a good point, though obvious to anyone who is a person of color and owns a TV. 

Next, Prodigy's thoughts on books somehow manages to take a slant to Crazytown:

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE NEVER READ A DROP OF FICTION IN MY LIFE. BESIDES THE CHILDHOOD DR. SEUSS & MOTHER GOOSE STORIES THAT WE WERE ALL SUBJECT TO AS CHILDREN, AND I AIN'T EVEN MAD AT THOSE.  DR. SEUSS PROBABLY HELPED INFLUENCE MY RAP CAREER & MOTHER GOOSE MADE ME WANNA F**K  ONCE I REALIZED THAT B*TCH WAS LAYING GOLD EGGS.  I'M NOT GONNA EVEN GET INTO WHAT I WANTED TO DO TO SNOW WHITE. 


Okay...at least he's honest.Right?


Lastly, Prodigy claims to harbor powers only second to Miss Cleo:

PEOPLE
MUST OF THOUGHT I WAS JUST TALKING WHEN I SAID 3 YEARS WILL ONLY TURN ME INTO
A MALCOLM X, BUT WAY MORE DANGEROUS.  LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU ALL,
FOR STARTERS, I CAN READ MOST OF YA MINDS.


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Say what??? Just in case you thought he was not serious, he adds,

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YES,
I CAN.


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Now, if this isn't more terrifying than the thought of DMX not knowing who Barack Obama is, than someone please explain to me the shudder that just ran up my spine. I honestly don't know what's more frightening, the fact that my thoughts are able to be read by Prodigy of Mobb Deep, or that his jail blog is biweekly


*Shudder*

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