Not for nothing, but I can't stand Pretty Ricky's wicked little tails. But then, I'm not supposed to because I'm 28-years-old, male, and have all my wits about me. They are releasing their THIRD album and it's called Eighties Babies (I'm insulted) and their first video is for a remake of H-Town's "Knockin' Boots." At the risk of being completely crass, this is gayer than a Maltese puppy in thigh-highs swinging off a disco ball, and it caused my side-eye to attend anger management classes, alone. Now we can all submit that anything by H-Town barely rose to the standard of Jodeci, or perhaps even Silk, but I don't recall them ever being this sleazy or corny. Pretty Ricky is a damn good reason to rush to the clinic and make sure you haven't contracted The Clap in your eyes and ears. Lock your daughters up until they're 21!
If you're ready to witness a post-New Jack classic being dragged kicking and screaming into the depths of Hell, press play. But don't say I didn't warn you.