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Absolut Kanye

We now present to you a vision by Kanye West. In his Absolut World everyone wants to be him and all they have to do to achieve this feat is to plop two Alka Seltzer-like Be Kanye tablets into a glass of water, guzzle it down and voila! Now you two can rock extra-medium hipster gear while pulling all the honies in the spot. Doesn't get any better than that, right? The only thing you'll have to worry about is the other dudes in the club poppin the Be Kanye tabs, too. The thought of multiple Yeezy's is a scary one. Thank goodness it's only a commercial for a product that doesn't exist. Yet...


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  1. I guess I'd be the only one in this Absolut world that would be more comfortable in my body than that of some cocky lame ass with terrible sohphomore and junior albums.



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