It is not a joke, people. After we announced that the enigmatic Maxwell would be going on tour, we now have more confirmed tour dates. And for those of you West of the Mississippi who felt shunned by Mr. "Don't Ever Wonder" himself, he will be crooning his way into your life in October and November. Before all of you stans (myself included) start pre-ordering his album, please understand that this is a "pre-party tour celebration to...commemorate the forthcoming trilogy Black Summer's Night" according to his MySpace page. So what does this mean? Methinks it will mean lots of restyled versions of his hits and maybe, just maybe, he'll hit us off with some new material because that "Pretty Wings" snippet that's been on his MySpace page since like forever is not going to cut it after all this time. All I will say is that it's a good idea that this tour is occurring in the fall because it is entirely too hot to have his full stan contingent falling out and losing consciousness left and right from all of his impossible sexiness. Can. not. wait.