Congratulations are in order for one Mr. Sean John Combs as he reached the highly coveted mark of over 1 million followers last evening on Twitter, which is quickly becoming a den of celebrity pole-jocking. But perhaps the main (if completely ineffectual) victory was the #unfollowdiddy hashtag, which reached #1 on Twitter's trending topics column. So as we Diddy-Bop ourselves to death and ply our concubines with copious amounts of Ciroc in celebration, let us also highlight some of the wittiest #unfollowdiddy tweets of last night, after the bounce. Shouts to Chris Foxx via motherfighter.
jaonyourmind: I #unfollowdiddy because he told Cassie to shave her head instead of Dawn to shave her mustache.
justmelody: #unfollowdiddy because Kim Porter never will.
BoomDrty: #unfollowdiddy cus he say let's go after every damn tweet
blasianFMA: #unfollowdiddy and follow @JesusChrist
jsmooth995: ...and so it was foretold that twitter would bring the world together in harmony, all as one, united by our hatred of Diddy #unfollowdiddy
jaonyourmind: I #unfollowdiddy because Shyne will be following his ass REAL soon.
- Advertisement -jsmooth995: because he never shared his Proactiv with Craig Mack #unfollowdiddy (last one, I promise)
newromecity: @AubreyODay YO ASS should be the first one on the #unfollowdiddy train. he fired you!
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McBAWSE: #unfollowdiddy because he taught @IamSpectacular how to operate a webcam.
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