I can't believe I'm writing this, but I absolutely adore Beyoncé and Lady Gaga's track and video for their collaboration known as "Video Phone." Granted, I haven't liked anything Beyoncé has done since "Me Myself & I," but I did show some love to Lady Gaga's impressive artistic ability not too long ago. Watching this brightly-colored and assertive display of female domination play out on my laptop's screen, I couldn't help but strongly desire plastic undergarments and my own entourage of devoted male dancers, capable of being the human equivalent of a Louis Vuitton bag I crave so much. Remember that feeling you got when you first watched, mouth agape and ass shaking, "Crazy In Love"? It's kind of like that. But with two booty drops instead of one. Take a gander and enter what accounts for contemporary Pop heaven.
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