Hey, at least those coupled with the thigh highs are in the realm of pants. I know, I know. Not really, right? Anyway, this little retro-themed teaser clip for Beyoncé's "Why Don't You Love Me" video would be more campy if she wasn't trying so hard to be campy. But it's fun regardless. Bey pretends to fix a car (because she's independent!) and acts sexy-coy while secretly wondering why some dude doesn't care. In the 1960s. Question: Wasn't there a video she filmed in Brazil with Alicia Keys? Did it get confiscated at Customs?