Paisley Parkers, this one is for you. Soul music network Centric just announced that they will be offering tickets to Prince's "Welcome 2 America" tour before they are offered to the public. What does this mean? It means that even if you don't own an American Express card (hard side-eye to Ticketmaster), you can be ahead of the crowd and secure a chance to see His Purple Badness along with guests Maceo Parker, Janelle Monáe, Mint Condition, Esperanza Spaulding, Cassandra Wilson, Lalah Hathaway and Sheila E. Now that you're drying yourself off from purifying yourself in those Lake Minnetonkan waters and avoiding looking directly into Prince's gaze, head on over to Centric to join their community and find out how you can get a chance to groove with some of the best to ever do it. No word on how much the tickets are going to be but be prepared to justify this purchase as a Christmas and birthday present for yourself.