True confession time: I love Diddy-Dirty Money's "Ass on the Floor" featuring Swizz Beatz. Don't judge me, but the song bangs. The percussion and Swizzy's chanting chorus make me break out into a two-step whenever I hear it. Plus, Dawn and Kaleena sound pretty decent here singing about a love-hate relationship revolving around Last Train to Paris' central theme that "love is a motherf--ker." What I don't love, however, is this video that takes us to the frozen tundra. It's a slick, expensive-for-no-reason production that we've become used to from Diddy, with lots of snow, ice, boots and fur. I'm sorry, but watching this video with its winter wonderland, even if it is fake, makes me cold. I still have daymares about the blizzards that blanketed the Mid-Atlantic region in tons of snow earlier this year, so the last thing I want to see is a snowflake--real or simulated--as the temperatures dip it low signaling winter's impending arrival. Although I can always shake my ass on the floor to generate some heat, I guess. Carry on.
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