Zo!: We've named all female vocalists. How about male vocalists?
Butta: I can see The Foreign Exchange doing a disco record. (HINT! HINT! HINT!)
Zo!: I have a nice four-to-the-floor jam on ManMade, Butta.
Butta: OOHHHHH WEEEEEEE! Yes, Zo! Can't wait to hear it.
Remi: Ray J?
Butta: Bye, Remi
Zo!: Raymond Jehoshaphat?
- Advertisement -Butta: I want to say Miguel, but then I don't want to say Miguel.
Remi: Ursh wouldn't be able to lose himself in the groove. I feel he'd be another one of those "too cool to get into it" types, trying to pop-lock-break his way through a disco joint.
- Advertisement -Zo!: LMAO That's exactly what I thought about.
Butta: I'm so sick of Usher and his sitting in his chair with one leg cocked up to air out his cooch on The Voice.
- Advertisement -Remi: Hah! Worst visual ever: him singing "Climax" in that position.
D-Money: Speaking of The Voice, I'd buy a CeeLo disco joint.
- Advertisement -Butta: Yes! CeeLo! YES!
AudioDiva: He's bored too, so YES. He needs a jolt. He's forgotten himself. Disco would rev him up.
- Advertisement -Zo!: Hell, CeeLo would pop up and release a disco record before ALL these cats. And perform it with some Muppets.
Remi: Robin Thicke?
- Advertisement -Zo!: Robin has been knocking on disco's door for a few years now
Butta: Robin Thicke's "Magic" was a semi-disco record a few years back.
- Advertisement -Remi: Yup. To borrow an Andy Kellman-ism, it was Vegas-Disco.
AudioDiva: Robin Thicke. YES. He hasn't taken the dive yet. "Magic" started it but folks were not listening so he backed off.
- Advertisement -Remi: Sleepy Brown would fuck around and pull some magic off. With Big Boi and Janelle Monáe in tow, just because.
D-Money: Sleepy would, but no one would care.
Butta: Damn, D-Money. True, but damn.
Remi: That's why Janelle is there.
D-Money: Don't get me wrong, I love Sleepy. But if he couldn't parlay "Can't Wait" into a hit...
Zo!: Sleepy Brown could have replaced Pharrell on the Daft Punk joint to pep it up some. Wouldn't have worked name-wise, but performance? Yep!
AudioDiva: Now y'all got me thinking about Janelle. She'd be like an Evelyn Champagne or Cheryl Lynn tearing up the vocals.
Remi: Nicole Scherzinger would try disco because... Well, something's gotta work for her, right?
D-Money: Nicole who?
Remi: My point exactly. The lead (and apparently only) singer of The Pussycat Dolls.
Ivory: She keeps trying to make it happen though. Bless her heart.
D-Money: What about Ciara? She needs something to work. She could be on that Andrea True tip.
Remi: Stop
Ivory: D-Money, no.
Butta: Oooh, Bruno Mars! He mines different genres and eras well.
AudioDiva: BRUNO MARS! The boy was getting there on that last album with the song "Treasure."
Remi: will.he.was is probably prepping some garbage already.
Zo!: And his C3P0 suit.
D-Money: Oh God no.
Butta: Dear God, NO.
Remi: Because he's locked in a death-struggle for Prom Queen with Fergie-Ferg. Seriously, nobody does tries-too-hard like will.he.was.
D-Money: Really and truthfully, I wish will.i.don't would go away. He hasn't been good since the BEPs first album.
Zo!: Y'all speaking truths right now.
