SoundTable Discussion: Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj Together Aren’t So ‘Flawless’ After All

D-Money: Oh, this is gonna get flamed by the Beyhive. We should brace ourselves.

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Butta: Be that as it may, but Beyoncé is not above criticism. This song -- and mostly her part -- is a hot mess. She’s better than this.

Mercy: I want the Hive to know that I’m not drinking that Texas Kool-Aid, they put too much sugar in it. I’m good.

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D-Money: Hey, hey, hey...Slow your roll on dissing Texas Kool-Aid. I still rep Dallas all the way in Brooklyn. *Sips on that Red*

Mercy: Oh aight, now Texas Kool-Aid is above criticism, too.

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D-Money: Texas Kool-Aid, unlike this remix, is indeed flawless.

Mercy: Well, this song is a throw-away. I’m convinced the point was to get everyone riled up because nothing else was going on this weekend. The collaboration was better in theory, its execution not so much.

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Butta: That would make sense, Mercy, cause this remix sounds like it’s Punk’d us. I’m waiting for Ashton Kutcher to drop a verse on the remix to the remix.

D-Money: It sounds like two people playing in the booth and that s**t accidentally got released to the public. Also, what was the point of sampling the horns on OutKast's “Spottieottiedopaliscious”? Especially since they only used them to intro Nikki.

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Butta: See D-Money, you’re trying to make sense out of nonsense.

Mercy: I know she’s incorporated the horns in her live show, but since we’re still talking about this track (not sure why), umm, they both looked nice while recording it, and we should just never play it again. Let’s erase it from our memory, shall we? #alwaysforget

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D-Money: I’ll drink to that! *sips Kool-Aid*

Butta: And that’s something I think we can all agree on. *closes the lid and flushes the “Flawless (Remix)” down the toilet*

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