Butta: OK, D-Money, let’s get in formation! Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
D-Money: Really, Butta? *gives gas face*
Butta: *insert five laughing/crying emojis here* Yes, five! LOL
D-Money: So, your girl Beyoncé is back at it again. Sneaking around and dropping records and making her BeyHive buzz and whatnot.
Butta: Not just any record, though. The first Black National Trap Anthem!
D-Money: ...or something like that, I guess.
- Advertisement -Butta: I mean, what else would you call it? Conscious Trap? Hotep Trap? Trap-Tep?
D-Money: Ratchet & Bey
- Advertisement -Butta: YES! BEYONCÉ IS HER OWN GENRE!!!
D-Money: Yeah, she kinda is. And I say that as grudgingly as possible.
- Advertisement -Butta: I said she’s her own genre with my tongue planted firmly in cheek, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t true. I mean…
D-Money: At this point, she’s her own religion. “Bow Down” for real. But I have to admit, she (and by she, I mean whoever actually wrote this song) is saying some things I never thought I’d hear Bey say on wax.
- Advertisement -Butta: It’s co-written by Beyoncé and Swae Lee…of Rae Sremmurd fame.
D-Money: *insert blank stare emoji*
- Advertisement -Butta: I had to crank that Google right quick.
D-Money: Actually that explains sooooo much, like why it’s less a song a more a free flow stream of ratchet-ass consciousness...and why my inner hoodrat is intrigued.
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