Since we're slowly settling into our holiday habits, we have to warn you that we will be managing the site remotely for the next few days with the help of our Official Bounce-Bot, who happens to look a lot like Johnny 5 (yes, Google images!). Since we won't be able to provide you with the personal attention we've become known for, a few things might seem fairly...off, for lack of a better word. For example:

We're posting less. We don't have the time to write, and we imagine with all the tidings and gift-giving and collard green-boiling you have to do for the next couple of weeks, you don't have time to keep up with us like usual.

Also, there might be a delay in your comments posting to the site. PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT YOUR COMMENTS MORE THAN ONCE. The Bounce-Bot only checks in on a fixed, programmed schedule. Also, if you send us an email asking why your comment hasn't posted immediately, you're going to be waiting. Your human emotions mean little to the Bounce-Bot.

With that, please visit us as often as you can during this hectic time. Things should even out as soon as we shake the holidays off.

Best,
The SoulBounce Team.