Just as I was all ready to make my way down to the cineplex with my Common figurine from his new movie, I kept reading reviews about how superiorly Terminator Salvation sucked and decided to save my sarcasm and irritation for a movie not starring my favorite Chi-Town, "lightskinded" rapper. Thank goodness for the folks at Funny or Die who satisfied my Common jones with their Blaxploitation spoof "Dow Jones." This video does a smashing job of parodying Blaxploitation and police shows from the 1970s, and includes the requisite love scene which is just ridiculous and hilarious you may remember. Just watch out when the Dow is down. Press play and you'll see what I mean.