Eskay says he got the oddest e-mail about Wale the other day. Turns out, Lindsay Lohan is a fan of Wale! Can you believe it? I can't. Hmm, let's see how "organic" this is. Wale is signed to Mark Ronson's Allido Records. Mark Ronson is Samantha Ronson's brother. Samantha Ronson either does cocaine or other "adult" things with Lindsay Lohan. Methinks this is all happenstance. [Nah Right]
N.E.R.D.'s clip for "Everybody Nose" reportedly features a cameo from Lindsay Lohan. Last night, a fight broke out on the set of the video. Although Lindsay Lohan is mentioned by name in the title of this article, she wasn't there during the fight. So, why was she mentioned in the article at all? We don't know. But, there's a giant, dancing nose in the video since the song is about cocaine. Lindsay Lohan, also, is about cocaine. [MTV]
Lindsay Lohan is signed as an "artist" to Universal Motown. Yes, I gagged too. Anyway, she's supposedly working with Timbaland on her "album." Or maybe not, since she can't show up for any of the meetings. "Universal is trying to make her new album a success by lining up great producing talents, and, recently, they even hooked Timbaland. But Lindsay has canceled their planned meetings twice," says a source. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but cocaine might have something to do with this. [GGs]
Now back to your regularly-scheduled updates about actual musicians.