Mariah Carey Has A Message For The 'Obsessed'


mc_obsessed.jpgWanna know the best defense against cocky, nihilistic Detroit rappers? Synthesized, vengeful Pop music! That's right, Mariah Carey has a song for that ass! As promised, "Obsessed" has finally been serviced to radio and someone had better watch out. She's a little fed-up right now with the lies, and attributes these delusional infractions to recreational drugs and a Napoleon complex, among other things. Why, she's a "press conference" and you're but a little "conversation." Ooooh, burn!

She's talking about something, or someone, and someone's gonna be mad, according to The-Dream. Remember when he said it was okay for us to say he said that? Well we're saying it. Mariah's pissed! In fact, she's so pissed that she'd rather devote her God-given talent to infantile rejoinders than releasing the type of music that made us fans in the first place. But what do we know? We're just "haters." Since her label likes to waste its budget on litigious pursuits against bloggers (instead of properly promoting its talent), then we must rely on the trusty YouTube for today's audio sample:

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Oh Christ. Sweet levitating Christ, what the hell happened to music?

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