Track 5: “Thirsty”
Butta: TURN UP! *does Beyoncé's “turn up” arm dance*
D-Money: TURN DOWN! As in, turn this shit all the way down. Mariah’s 45 and singing about thirsty hoes.
Butta: Wait until you hit your 40’s, young man. The thirst knows no age limit.
D-Money: *shudders at the thought of 40-something THOTs*
Butta: LMAOOOOO *shudders at the thought that I know a few*
I have admit, this is my guilty pleasure on this album. For the kind of song that it is, it works and it’s very twerkable.
D-Money: Butta NOOOOOO! But seriously, this Casio keyboard beat and someone who may or may not be Rich Homie Quan (Damn, another ridiculous name!) and his lazy drawling do Mariah no favors on this track.
Butta: Like I said, for the kind of song that it is -- a basic song to appeal to the club and the trap -- it serves its purpose.
D-Money: I guess. What kind of THOT juice do you think she’s pouring up at the beginning of the track?
Butta: Pink moscato on ice. Clearly.